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PostThe Top 10 Reasons To Listen To Christmas Carols _GB_

Guest Blogger Ranye from The Dalek Prophet presents...

The Top 10 Reasons To Listen To Christmas Carols

1. They annoy your family.
2. They turn away unwanted guests.
3. They sound just as good when you are drunk!
4. But if you are high, you can hit EVERY note perfectly!
5. The parodies are actually very accurate (Try The Night Santa Went Crazy and Karkat's Gristmas Carols)
6. Your dog can sing along and keep perfect pitch! (The smaller dogs do
the high notes, but keep the larger ones on the lower notes.)
7. No matter how hard you try to keep them away, you know the carolers will
come. Karkat's Gristmas Carols can help liven this dreadful event and
make it even funnier! (Note: Never sing that song to a cop, you might get
arrested. True story. Just ask Forcechild!)
8. It makes trolling classmates and coworkers fun. Try doing a fake lisp on "We Wish You A Merry Christmas"
9. Learn it in another language. "O Christmas Tree" is popular in German
and the translation is easy to find. Practice singing it to the tune of
"Jingle Bell Rock" for maximum trolling effect. Make it your ringtone
and call yourself in an office meeting.
10. Singing to your neighbors in their native language gets the point across really well. Sing Karkat's Gristmas Carols is even better!

Sorry I trolololed.


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